1、用手打自己屁股
    手會更疼
    而屁股沒啥感覺

2、身上最麻木的地方
     是手肘上那塊皮
     自巴怎麼格都不會痛
 

3、有件事以一直想不明白
     無意咬到自己的舌頭
     超級的痛
     但故意咬自己舌頭
     一點都不痛

4、一個人吃飯會覺得孤獨
     但一個人吃零食就不會

 
 

5、無論你小時候喜歡什麼
     長大了都會喜歡錢

6、你會發現
     襪子永遠只會丟一隻
     如果兩隻都去了
     你根本發現不了
 

7、如果常讀老子莊子子
     你的氣質就會成長為
     老裝孫子

8、以前那些你以為過不去的塊
     慢慢你會發現
     那都是田為你腿短

9、有很多事你當時想不通
     別著急 過段時間你再想 就想不起來

這知識夠冷了吧？來！誰看完後有自己掐自己的胳膊肘的舉手！誰咬了自己舌頭的舉手！誰看完跟別人說，你老子我看到一篇很好笑的文章的舉手！
 

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